12/09/2014

Sims 4 Review

   Other people will concentrate on telling you what isn't in this game. What’s missing and what’s been left out. What should have been kept and why cars are such a big mistake to remove. (Which I don’t understand anyway). But ill let you read those yourselves.
   Yes, The Sims 4 is lacking pools. Which were always a fool proof way of killing off unwanted family members. And they looked pretty. However, the build tools are a thousand times easier to use and things like split level housing and open to below hallways, are now actually possible without using cheats that potentially destroy the house it’s taken you FOUR HOURS to build.
   There are no cars. But what use were the cars anyway? The cars in The Sims 3 were just fancy loading screens. It could take literally minutes to get from your Sims house to a location by car, simply because, in the open world that was The Sims 3, it was so far away. So how is having a smaller world and loading screens, but no cars, any different? To me that doesn't make the game worse. Just different. And if The Sims 4 was supposed to be exactly the same as 3 then maxis would just have continued to make expansions for that one instead.
   The emotions system is apparently meant to make it easier for Sims to gain skill points and friends. So far I’m not seeing that. It’s hard to get to grips with the emotions, and while the portrait in the corner makes funny faces at me, I’m spending more time looking at them going ‘right you’re inspired. That’s nice. What am I supposed to do about it?’ I’m thinking that one might take some getting used to. There are ways around the emotions, but they require actual game-play to find. Items like gems and paintings, all found in game, can have effects on mood. A cut gem for example can make Sims feel focused, whereas an uncut one makes them playful. There are also certain career objects, unlocked by reaching level (n) of (x) career, which can enhance moods to suit the career in question. It’s all rather confusing and I think I’ll just cheat manage my moodlets.
   The lack of toddlers does seems a bit strange to me, people in real life don’t just jump out of their crib one day and say ‘right, that’s it. I’m a child now!’. The Sims is supposed to be a life simulation game. They missed a step.
I am primarily a builder. When I play The Sims I mostly build houses, so while I can say a few things about the game play: I love the multitasking options and the new skill points available. Mischief and Video Games anyone? I am mostly thinking about building my next house.
   The building tools are a Sim architects’ dream come true. Apart from the floors. The build and buy modes and now one mode, making it instantly faster to access furniture for the room you just lovingly crafted, and the ability to move entire rooms and drag them into whatever shape and size you fancy is amazing. You also don’t have to rely on placing columns or walls under a room upstairs, defying the laws of physics has never been easier! The style of the game sort of leads you into building a 1920’s style Louisiana dream house, but with some creativity and a bit of ingenuity, it’s easy to circumvent that and build some modern masterpiece made entirely of glass and covered in blue felt. Ok that’s a bit far, but you know what I mean.
   The biggest issue I have with the build tools is that the floor is so hard to get right. In all previous games all you had to do was drag a carpet tile over an area and you had a floor, in The Sims 4 that doesn't work. At all. It seems, unless I've missed something glaringly obvious, which is not that uncommon if I’m honest, the only way to get a floor in your house it to use the “flat square/triangle/rounded end thingy” tool (which I assume was meant to say floor and they forgot)  and re-size it. The problem is that if you place it after you've built the walls, it will delete them. Which gets a bit infuriating if you’re trying to build a hallway upstairs.
   The lack of create a style is noticeable, but not game destroying. There are a few versions of each object and wall/floor covering, enough to mix and match. Although I do think ill be using the same sets over and over.
   I think, in the end, The Sims 4 is about compromise. If you want amazing, high resolution, realistic Sims and an open world and fully customizable content. Then yes, stick to The Sims 3. But if you want a Sims game that actually works, doesn't take 3 hours to load and still has all the main features you expect from a simulation game, while also being packed with tongue in cheek gimmicks like the rocket science skill and the ability to “take an angry poop” then this is probably the game for you. I recommend it, and when EA bring out the first expansions, (which I predict as being The Sims 4: Pool Party!) I’m sure it will get even better.


I’m giving it 3 1/2 stars, because I really wanted a pool. 

20/01/2013

Procrastinating Auto Writing

Wow. It's been a while. I'm not even sure that anyone actually uses/reads Blogger. I don't actually get it myself, and I technically use it.
So yea...
Basically I just wanted to put down my feelings about the fact that I currently seem to spend my entire life on Youtube watching random people talking rubbish.
I don't even know how I feel about this. It's my life, I'm not stopping so I guess, I like it...? haha. Yea whatevs.
I think my creativity has leaked out of my ears and just dribbled into the snow. Making a big wet, snowy mess on the garden path or something. All these people I watch on there, the Fantastic Foursome, Nerimon, Charlieissocoollike, they all make me want to create, but my brain spews ideas that I can't ever seem to execute. I think part of that is that I don't have to equipment/software to do what I would like to at the moment, but I think some of it is scaredycatness. And with that, this post has joined the "I'm scared" youtuber discussion. It wasn't meant to be. These blogs are usually just an exercise in autowriting. I'm basically spilling my thoughts onto the screen. Like nonverbal vomit. (that would be like verbal vomit, but I'm typing not speaking, and that was the best way I could think to describe it.) So when I do make videos, I have very few options about how to make it good. And that is how I ended up posting a video where I put chopsticks in my hair and beep for 50 seconds. True story.
Yea, I'm gonna stop rambling now. Maybe I should make these more of an exercise in COHERANT thought, but where is the fun in that? If you could understand me, you wouldn't be interested. ;].
Laters.
x x x

18/09/2012

Time and Relative Dimension in Space

Time flies, doesn't it?
I looked at the last time I posted on here, apparently it was only 2 weeks ago. That isn't very long (obviously), but it feels like a lifetime. And in that lifetime I feel like I have done nothing of note. Of course I have, but that is how my brain works. If I'm not doing anything interesting at the exact second of asking, I will instantly forget that I've done something interesting or relevant. Just to redeem myself a little, my memory is bad at other times too. My friends are forever telling me things, and then 2 days later when I ask what they did, they look at me like I've suddenly grown scales on my face and in a very exasperated voice, tell me they went to the zoo, and that they told me three days ago. Well, one friend in particular. It's not because I wasn't listening at the time, I genuinely forget that people tell me these things. Names, birthdays, whether or not you're an only child. Nothing is safe. Erm... maybe that doesn't really redeem myself.
So what have you been doing with yourself?? I hear you cry in mock outrage and sarcastic wonder. Well...
- I've got a new job, somewhere I can't mention. (not because it's glamourous, just because they told me I can't mention it).
- I've had a photoshoot with a lovely local model, the pictures are amazing and I'll post them on my facebook page just as soon as I get my Photoshop sorted out, or I get hold of someone else's computer for a few hours.
- I havn't yet managed to fix Photoshop. There is still no explanation as too why it suddenly decides to freeze 10 seconds after opening. Thinking about it, I don't think I've mentioned this before. It's a new thing. Any hints would be welcome. Yes, I've tried reinstalling it. And lowering the performance usage.
Anywho... I'm off to the cinema, so Hoobledoodledo! I'll see ya later.
x

P.S. I heartily recommend Lawless. Unless you don't like blood. or Shia LeBeouf.

03/09/2012

Disaster Movie

When did preordering become a useless thing?
Seriously.
In the olden days when you preordered something from Amazon or Play or any other site, it would be dispated about 3 days before the release date, so that it would turn up on that day. When I preordered the last 4 Harry Potter books, they turned up on the Saturday before they were due to be released!
I preordered The Hunger Games DVD in June, got all excited over the weekend, "Ooo Hunger Games is out on Monday! I can watch it, and all the Extras!!!" (because I'm a geek) "Wooo! I can't wait!" I got home from work: No parcels. Checked my emails: Dispatch notice dated 6AM THIS MORNING!
Thank you, Amazon.
You used to be cool man.

29/08/2012

Walking Up A Mountain

I haven't posted anything recently because I haven't done anything worthy of informing the interwebs about. Or if I have, I have been unable to. 
Erm... What have I done... I drew some birds on the wall in my bedroom, moved my furniture around, bought some red jeans... OMG. These are the bestest, coolest, most comfiest jeans ever!! (not that you needed to know any of that, just thought I'd fill you in). 
What does one buy that girl who has everything? 
My friends birthday is coming up, I asked her what she wants and she said "nothing. anything." That is not helpful. Normally I would then listen to what she says very carefully for a few weeks to get some ideas, but no. This year, everything she wants she either buys there and then, because she has more money than she is used to, or her boyfriend buys it her. Which is lovely, but leaves me with no options. Help.
So, I think I'm down to as random as I can get. After all, she did buy me a "Toy Story, Create a Story" sticker box/book thing for Christmas. These are my options:
Ben 10.
Barbie.
Disney Princess. 
Disney (non princess).
My Little Pony (for the total abstractness. Neither of us is particularily into MLP. Or what ever the proper abrievation of that is, there is something about "brony" isn't there?)
Smellies. 
Scooby Doo. 
I can't think of anything else. Looks like it might be childish. I wonder what the Lego store has this year...
I looked. Much as I would like to get this for her...: 
It's not in stock. =[. 
Oooo! How about a proper My Little Pony?! With Brushable tail and everything!! Heh. I'll keep you posted, I should go, my mother is having a meltdown about the washing or something, I need to hide. 

P.S This really IS a ramble today. Sorry. 

12/08/2012

Directioners...

People should not ask me for directions. This is your fair warning.
I give THE worst directions in history. Even though I know where and what I mean, I can't articulate it and I don't know left from right, well I do, but I always say one and mean the other one, so I end up producing a jumble of words that if you put them in the right order might, vaguely, get you where you're heading, but not quite. For example:
"Excuse me? Do you know the way to M&S?"
"OH! Erm.... yeah. Go down there, turn left. NO! Right, sorry. Walk towards the big building with windows, I can't remember what it's called but you'll know what I mean. Then turn right and follow the road. It's opposite a pub, with a big building with wings on the right..."
"Thanks...?"
"No problem. OH! Sorry! I meant turn left not right."
"Er... Which right?"
"The first one."
"Down the road turn Left?"
"Yes. No!!"...
And so on until I succeed in confusing both the lost person and myself. I think I basically confuse people so much they just walk in the general direction I pointed and hope.
So basically, to the nice old lady who asked me for directions earlier: I apologise. And also to anyone else who has ever asked me to tell them where something is.
SORRY!! o_O

03/08/2012

Bournemouth

Yo dudes, you probably didn't notice but... I've been away. Gone. Not here.
Yup. I went to Bournemouth for the week and it was good. The sun did not shine, there was a lot of wind. It was very British tbh, but I enjoyed it.
I have drunk a lot of tea, eaten a lot of chips and walked a lot of miles. =]
Basically I'm telling you this because it links into the next bit...
You know a hotel is cheap when the carpet it 70's and threadbare, the wardrobe is hanging off its hinges and there is an avacado green bathroom suite, the sink of which is in the bedroom part of the room, not the bathroom part. Dated is not the word. It was like walking into a time machine.
Another thing I wanted to say was... It's a tradition in my house that whenever we go to the beach, we have to have Fish and Chips on the pier. Or near the pier anyway. So when I got down there, my friend and I decided to have lunch... £12 for a plate of Fish and Chips!?! That is daylight robbery. You can get them in any pub for half of that, why should being by the beach make it more expensive? If anything they should be cheaper, being "fresh" and all. I say fresh, it was probably shipped in from Spain or somewhere. Anyway, after careful shopping around it turns out this is pretty standard fare for fish and chips in Bournemouth. What a rip off. Take away wasn't much cheaper. And they were charging to get on the pier! Only 60p but the principle is the same.
This is a rambling sham of a blog. I appologise, I'm tired and sleepy.

Byeeee.... x

SN. I don't remember writing this, I must have been totally shattered.